alana-leonie: if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
I hate when I’m happily looking at all the stuff on Tumblr, then I get bombarded by fucking benedickhead cumberprick Fuck off.
chongthenomad: so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street
The odd thing about this life is that you spend half your time trying to get...– Tom Waits (via moonbrains)
guilmon: i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser
dulect: my first love broke my heart for the first time and i was like
sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
talk shit get hit– white girls who’ve never been in a fight (via snorlaxatives)
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial